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bombshell in distress

Created on 2003-12-13 19:41:48 (#1554959), last updated 2007-12-05

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Name:difficult to love
Birthdate:1985-02-04
Location:Philippines
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Love is Constipation


the Toilet
the heart; the one that witnesses it all


Mr./Ms. Seat Warmer
the person who will stay with you for a long time in the Comfort Room


Mr./Ms. Poo
anyone ready for flushing


Constipation
not being able to say how you really feel to the person you love; torpe talk; denial from both parties; no one wants to make the first move; there's a lot to release but it takes an awfully long time before everything's released


Comfort Room
loving and being loved in return; it's being at ease, secure


Rest Room
that tigang period between relationships; that time when you're having a hard time falling in love again; this is the time for you and your many ruminations


Stalls
singlehood. need i say more?


Shitting in your pants
"I-didn't-know-I-was-looking-for-love-until-I-found-you"


Dulcolax
bridges, cupids; flowers, chocolates; the dating paraphernalia; anything that will elicit the desired response from someone


Quick trip to the bathroom
it's when you're waiting for the reply of the person you just said "can i court you?" or "i love you" to; beads of sweat form patterns on your forehead


Bathroom Performance
it's singing at the top of your lungs while waiting for the next glory moment to come


LBM
the worst case scenario in any relationship; only one loves and gives himself/herself in the relationship while the other even makes things worse i.e. makes one worry thus making a person weak, paranoid


the Flush
all's been said and done and yet there isn't even one good reason for you to continue entertaining somebody; the bye-bye


the Plumber
a person who gets you back into the dating game and makes you forget of all those you flushed down the toilet; not necessarily a potential someone but things could start from that act of de-clogging your pipes from your past relationship


the Toilet Ducks
people who care about you; people who help you clean the toilet; people who take you out to dinner or shopping just so you forget Mr./Ms. Poo; the support group


Imodium
things that make you stop crying over the break-up; retreats, comfort food, comfort pillows, comfort everything


Nesvita
a person who has eased the constipation; not yet a Mr./Ms. Seat Warmer, but someone potentially there


the Albatross
people who comfort you but actually don't mean it; things that give you false comfort; a way of beautifying the situation but does not necessarily mean that everything's really okay


the Sewer
old flames; lost loves


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my non-LJ Toilet Ducks
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dette
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gelo
hiro
jas
jem
kynan
louie
maita
mark
michael
miguel
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